Judgy Van Holier-Than-Thou

Do you size up people the moment you meet them and categorize them,brand them, write them off?Are you overcome by the incessant urge to remark about what someone is doing ?Do you like making derogatory remarks about people who dont even know you exist?Are you always making snap judgements about people?Do you have nothing good to say?If your answer to all of these questions is Yes.Then Judgy Van Holier-Than-Thou has been successfully implanted in your system.
Judgy Van Holier-Than-Thou (TM) is the latest addition in a string of character depreciating products from Schematic Solutions.We at Schematic Solutions only use the best of tactics to enable you,our esteemed customer to adjust to the diversity that has come to exist in the world today.
First, a deviating character trait is identified from among thousands on its ability to affect the masses.The most influential trait is thus subjected to a series of attacks such as gossip,outrage,resentment,jealousy etc;.The tactic which turns out to be the least resistant is then selected and cutomized to attack the deviating characteristic on sight.The technology used is automated and only the latest in the industry.

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